WOW!!! How could I miss such an opportunity...

"You will be lining your pockets before you've even played at ***** **** Casino."

Let's just think about this for a moment... I'll be winning before I get there... did someone invent time travel and not tell me???

"Claim 200% free on up to 500USD on your deposits and take your pick of a brilliant selection of games."

Ummmm free? This is assuming they are talking about the money I have already lined my pockets with... and if I have deposited... then... which bit of it is free??? I'm confused...

"Enjoy casino classics such as roulette and baccarat or try some of the most cutting edge slots games around."

Wow... who'd have thought sticking a virtual coin in a virtual slot and pulling a virtual handle... could be SOOO MUCH FUN!

"There are big money prizes to be won whichever game you choose."

Monopoly money perhaps???

"So, visit ***** ****  Casino now and start to cash in!"

What AM I waiting for???

*whistles WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?*

Who wants to be a millionaire??? Not if I have to email Nigeria...

"A donation of 4.8 million has been allocated to you, email: ***************** for more details"



Oh FAN-TASTIC... just in time for me to pay the kids school feed and my car rego. Well I guess it makes a change from the 24 y.o. Russian girl who thinks I have a nice profile and swears blind I'm the 'man' of her dreams...